Funny Stuff Again and Again

[SB Ross (suburbs of Toronto Silverbacks) and SB Dave (Saguaro SBs) keep sending me funny stuff, so I keep sharing it (and taking credit for it). SB SM] CLEVER WORDS FOR CLEVER PEOPLE1.  ARBITRATOR  A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.   2. BERNADETTE   The act of torching a mortgage.   3. BURGLARIZE   What a... Continue Reading →

Some Groaners from The Jungle

Some material from SB Ross, some from SB Dave. Old saying - "JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS"New saying - "JUST SAY NO TO YOUR KIDS"__________________________________________________________I went to KFC and ordered 12 chicken legs. It was always on my bucket list.___________________________________________________________I used to live in a safe city. I always put my key under the mat... Continue Reading →

Lights, Camera … Procrastination

[Is it just me, or does Hollywood seem like the worst place in the world? Author Zwick seems to have a pretty good handle on it. Meanwhile, I'll stay in The Jungle. SB SM] “Little is learned from success”: “Movies aren't born. They fight their way to life. And the struggle can wear you down.... Continue Reading →

These Are Not Political

[When Silverback Ross asked what type of material we publish in Silverback Digest, I told him the only subjects that were off limits are politics and pornography. So, he sent these, claiming that since he is Canadian, these do not qualify as political. I wonder what the Canadian interpretation of pornographic will be? SB SM]

Meet Silverback Ross …

[I was at a school reunion once, and ran into a classmate whom I hadn't seen for twenty years. "What are you doing these days?" he asked. "I'm a humor writer from Vermont," I answered. He responded "You weren't very funny in high school, and I doubt you're very funny now." Ouch! Humor is tough.... Continue Reading →

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