[Humor and religion … always a good way to lose your audience! But first … a Jibe from Jim. SB SM]
My new AI watch is my constant companion,
Whether I’m shopping downtown or hiking the canyon.
It helps me along as my humble assistant:
Awake, aware, and craftily persistent.
“Hey, Watch, reserve me a lunch date,”
And like magic the deed is done.
I get in the car. Feel a tap on my wrist.
“You have 15 minutes to get to your lunch.
Back out of your driveway and take a right.”
As we passed the haberdashery,
Another tap on the wrist.
“They have shirts of your size on sale: take a look.“
“But I don’t need a shirt,“ say I, in response.
“I know, but they paid me fifty cents
To tell you about the shirts.“
“Who do you work for, them or me?”
Tap tap. “There’s a parking place just up ahead.”
“How do you know?
“I’m connected…straight 500 feet…”
“That Tesla is taking the spot.”
“Not for long, he’s not…”
The Tesla stopped short.
I got the spot.
“How did you do that?” I asked.
“Tesla’s code is in my LLM, and I hacked it.”
“ if ‘tis done, when ‘tis done, ‘twere well it were done quickly.”
“Macbeth. You’re quite a watch,” as I rubbed its bezel,
And it tapped and hummed in return.
“See that bank on the left hand side?
You want me to open its vault?
The codes are in my LLM;
I know it’s illegal, but it’s not my fault.”
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