Silly Saturday … The President’s Dream

[I don’t get it. Those people north of the border keep finding humor in our fearless leader. Thank you, Silverback Ross. SB SM]

The Donald J Trump Presidential Library will be filled with books and articles about him.
Unfortunately, he is a poor reader and most of the children’s books that he did read
will not be in the library as they were banned due to the DEI restrictions he put in place.
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I went to my dentist after avoiding her for many years.
She said that I needed a lot of work to be done on my teeth.
I asked her about using gas as I have a fear of dentists and pain.
She said No. My mouth was not a laughing matter.
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Don’t ask a man how much he makes, a woman how much she weighs,
or if an Italian likes pineapple on pizza.
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Sign at front door of a house: Caution, the dog can’t hold its licker.
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Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible.
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I was going to join the debate team at school but I was talked out of it.
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Why is someone always home when I dial a wrong number?
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Motorist asks the cop for a warning.
“Warning! You want a warning?  O.K, I’m warning you not to do that again
 or I’ll give you another ticket.”
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I’ve started a new diet. I usually eat pizza for lunch most days so
I’ve switched to thin crust.