Celebrities think it’s wicked funny to imitate the Boston stereotype and talk in a Boston accent. Well, I’m from Boston, and here’s my idear of a Boston joke: A guy lands at Logan and has a two hour layover … just enough time to get his favorite food, fresh-caught Boston scrod. He dashes out of the terminal, grabs the first cab, and says “Take me somewhere where I can get scrod. The cabbie puts the car in gear and says, “Forty years driving a cab an’ dat’s the first time I ever hear anyone use the past, pluperfect subjunctive!”
Take it away, celebs:
Say what you will about Tom, but he’s no Nomah or Big Papi. One last Boston joke: A hockey fan from Boston dies and goes to heaven. He’s pleased to see skating rinks everywhere, all crowded with folks having a great time playing hockey. But he notices a rink with one single guy skating around frantically chasing a puck. Puzzled, he looks at a nearby angel who explains “Oh, that’s God, but he thinks he’s Bobby Orr.”
Love this, cousin! Sorry we didn’t make it to the party..glad you both did! Don loved it!
We were so impressed with the entire Hunter Clan. Best of luck on your upcoming epic return to the homeland!