[We’ll go back to Silly Saturday once the Old Rocker’s Podcast is finished. Meanwhile … SB SM]
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(rimshot)
When people meet my sister and me they often say we look alike,
except for the mustache……………I don’t have a mustache.
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I understand that it’s women and children first getting off a sinking ship,
but why is it that women are first when they get off an elevator?
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Mennonites who drive buggies or do not use cell phones think
they will be getting to heaven faster than the rest of us.
This is possibly true as they wouldn’t be getting to the hospital any faster.
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My old girlfriend claimed to be bi-polar. I don’t think she really was.
She never showed any signs of being happy.
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There are many 3 letter words for conditions related to the spectrum of
mental health. I belong to the AOK group.
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Eric and Don Jr are two good examples of why people
should be pro-choice.
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I put my foot down.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
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I told my boss that there were 3 companies after me so I needed a raise.
He asked, “Which companies?”
I said, “Gas, water and electricity.”