[The Boob Tube. This can refer to “boob” as in dull, slow-minded nitwit, or “boob” as in breast, the original source of nourishment and comfort. Or as our resident Jungle poet Silverback Haiku Larry might say:
I find my comfort
at the electronic boob
in my living room.
Below are three photos showing me at various stages of life, watching television from my favorite chair:
Here’s me with my Dad. I’m getting a little large to be sharing the chair, so he’ll soon have to find another place to sit:

A few years later, the only thing that can get me out of my chair is sports. It was from this chair that I watched the Celtics win many championships, the Patriots triumph in multiple Super Bowls, the Red Sox break The Curse of the Bambino, the aftermath of the JFK assassination, OJ escaping in the white Bronco, and Elvis and The Beatles make their debuts on Ed Sullivan.”

And here I am today, same chair, several re-coverings later. These days the offerings are limited only by your imagination and wallet. You can even find this video on YouTube!

And here is some of my accumulated wisdom:

While you might be saying “He really has courage to show this in public, I say to myself, “This is what genius looks like.”
21. Every cop should call in sick on his last day before retirement.
Hey…what happen to the “Beave”?
Alas, like the rest of us, he got old and is no longer cute.
Nietzsche maybe said
Genius and balls of brass look
The same when you watch
Enough episodes
Of the Gong Show on YouTube
Maybe not though but
Suckled for life on
Electronic boobs we know
Alfred E. Newman
Shoulda been elected Prez
Maybe next season