[Silly Saturday is happening on Wednesday this week as last weekend’s post failed to appear. Better late than never. SB SM]
Cheap Flights
- Women usually end a fight like most cats.
They hiss and make up. - Couples argue over where to eat…
…because saying “I don’t care” is actually a trap. - He said she was being too emotional.
She said “I’m not emotional, YOU’RE emotional!” and cried for 40 minutes. - Marriage is just texting each other “Do we have milk?”
…and then arguing about who was supposed to get it. - Couples therapy is just paying someone to watch you lose an argument…
…with a smile and a clipboard. - We went to couples counseling and learned a lot.
Mostly that we both think the other person is the problem. - Our therapist asked us to express our feelings with “I” statements.
So I said, “I think you’re the one who needs therapy.” - Therapist: “You both need to listen more.”
Us (simultaneously): “That’s exactly what I’ve been saying!” - Counselor: “What brought you here today?”
Me: “Google Maps.”
Partner: “Misery.
It must have been late at night. Silverback Ross was getting a little punchy, but he decided to kill some time on TikTok anyway. He watched it four times, still didn’t get the joke, but found himself laughing hysterically anyway:
Sitting on my porch in RangeleyME laughing my ass off having just seen SB Ross’s 50 lesbians video. It’s all in the presentation! Joke’s good too!
… and that’s what Silverback Digest is all about!
Right you are brother!!
SB Ross,
Around these parts “don’t do dick” is the equivalent of “don’t do shit”. So to break it all down, neither group-government workers (especially our representatives) and lesbians (unless they swing both ways) does dick. You probably really did get the joke but I thought maybe the phrase “don’t do dick” may not have made its way to rural Vermont.
The video about the plane fare was priceless!
Got it! Thank you, Tim. Silverbacks from coast-to-coast are laughing their asses off!