[Recent international events have sharpened the already rapier-sharp wit of our Northern neighbors, who apparently find endless sources of mirth in the fact that we have put and orange-coiffed clown in charge of our economy and nuclear arsenal. Here’s a sampling of the most recent barrage. SB SM]
Ronald Reagan, Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth all died and met in hell.
While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Idi Amin calls Uganda, Africa and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Idi Amin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million pounds, so she writes him a check.
Finally Ronald Reagan gets his turn and calls USA and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00 dollars.
When Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth hears this, they both go ballistic and asks the devil why Ronald Reagan got to call USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: “Since Trump took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.
