[You’re getting cheated out of Silly Saturday this week due to the impending publication of my fishing novel Stripah Love. To make amends here’s something to laugh about a day early. I tried this out on Silverbelle Sandy and drew an audible YUK (not an audible “yuck”) SB SM]
City man goes out to the country to go duck hunting.
After hours searching, he finally aims his gun and downs a duck, but unfortunately, it hits a farmer’s barn and lands in the farmer’s yard.
The city man starts to climb the fence to get his kill, when the farmer steps out of his home. “What are you doing, there?” the farmer asks.
The city man says “I’m getting my duck”.
“Oh, no you’re not, that’s my duck. It’s in my yard, my duck”, the farmer argues.
Taken aback, the city man starts to argue that it is indeed his duck, since he shot it.
They go back and forth for a few minutes, until the farmer says “Look, we can solve this the country way. We keep kicking each other in the nuts until one finally gives up. Winner gets the duck. And since it’s my property, I get to go first.”
The city man thinks for a bit, and, although skeptical, he decides to agree.
The farmer pulls back his leg and lays a deep hit on the city man’s gonads. The city man doubles over and writhes in pain, screaming in agony for a good half an hour.
When the pain finally subsides a little, he stands and says “okay, my turn.” And starts to pull back.
The farmer raises his hand and says “Naw, you can have the duck.”