[Last Saturday was the 151st running of the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs Race Track in Louisville, Kentucky. If you were in the vicinity of The Parsonage you might have been able to participate. SB Al (Ridge Road SBs walked off with the big prize. It was muddy in Louisville, but not on The Gilead. SB SM]
The invite (copy generated by AI, not to be confused with SB AL)
Gallop on over, dear friend, and prepare for a day of delightful daring and dazzling derbies! You are cordially invited to join in the revelry as we watch the magnificent spectacle of the Kentucky Derby unfold.
Picture this: the thunder of hooves, the flash of silks, and hats so grand they could have their own zip code! We’ll gather ’round, with our preferred potions to cheer on these glorious steeds as they race for the roses.
We are inviting a select few high-rollers, high net-worth individuals prepared to wager small fortunes on the outcome. Key factoids:
– Post time 6:57 pm
– Gates open at 5 pm
– Proper dress required
– Bring your preferred libation
– Light hors d’oeuvres provided
– $10 per person wagering funds required. No exceptions!
Limited time offer. Reserve your position soon.
Warmly,
Stephen
Little known Derby factoid … In Louisville bars stay open until 4 am on every night of the year, EXCEPT Friday and Saturday of Derby Week when they stay open until 6 am.