[Silverback Ross (51st State Silverbacks … just kidding, Ross!!) keeps sending funny stuff to my Inbox. Some of it is in screwy formats and looks weird when I try to publish it. Here goes nuthin’ … SB SM]
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
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Agree to disagree is when you both decide the other person is an asshole.
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You matter…..I mean not to me, but to someone.
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I wasn’t trying to piss you off, that was just a bonus.
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When I snap, you’ll be the first to go.
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Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can’t even get into my own pants.
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When things look bad, I just remember that I’ve got a real big dick and things seem much better.
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Lobster personal ad –
Single crustacean with hard exterior but soft inside.
Likes long walks in the ocean. Calm, not quick to boil.
Seeks companion with a nice tail.
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Who the hell would throw shit at a fan?
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When your dog looks at your legs, everyday is hump day.