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Ver-r-r-ry Pun-ny
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Had enough? Ok, you asked for it …
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what critics are calling an inflammatory move, Donald J. Trump announced on Tuesday that he was sending Stephen Miller to Los Angeles to act as a human repellant.
“No one empties a room faster than Stephen,” Trump said. “He’s better than teargas.”
But Trump’s plan faces a stiff legal challenge from human rights lawyers, who argue that the use of Stephen Miller violates the Geneva Conventions.
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Love this, especially the Stephen Miller tale.
Another party heard from. Don’t be a stranger, Dave!
No one empties a
Room faster than Stephen he’s
Better than tear gas
Haiku Americana
They say the same about me.