He’s at it again!

[ That Silverback Ross … he gives us a reason to chuckle on Saturday mornings. SB SM]

I hope these images reproduce ok. Some of them are quite spectacular.

music school in China. Adidas Shop Amsterdam:Bali, Indonesia swim resort. A bridge made entirely of trampolines. At the University of Munich in Germany, this 4 storey slide can take students from any floor down to ground level. This Village in Giethoorn, Netherlands has no roads and you take a boat to go to different places! Paris from the Eiffel Tower. Water slide at the Atlantis Resort, Paradise Island, Bahamas.  River in Japan filled with cherry blossom petals.  A fisherman in New Zealand discovered a translucent sea creature off Northland’s Karikari Peninsula. This pig took a risk and escaped from a truck all for the sake of its freedom. A wild long-tailed macaque monkey adopted an abandoned kitten at Ubud’s Monkey Forest in Bali.  Grüner See in Styria, Austria, is a dry park in the winter, and a 12m deep lake in the summer. In China teachers allow children to sleep in class for 20 minutes to learn better Frozen wave in Antarctica. Abandoned Tunnel of Love in the Ukraine.. In the gulf of Alaska, two oceans combine but do not mix. MindBlowing . . .  Lenticular clouds over Mount Fuji, Japan Glasswing Butterfly

I went to my doctor to complain about heartburn.
He gave me a pamphlet listing the causes of heartburn.
I told him I knew the causes, but I needed to know the cure.

Wife: “Please go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
Husband returns with 12 loaves and says, “They had eggs!”

Marriage is basically just two people taking turns adjusting the thermostat.

At girls’ parties, one girl goes to the bathroom, the other girls follow and suddenly, it becomes a conference room, therapy session, and a TikTok studio.

My father-in-law and I have a lot in common.
We both don’t want me to marry his daughter.

They say love is blind. But marriage is the eye-opener —

especially when you meet the in-laws.

My in-laws are proof that karma works.
Because apparently, I did something terrible in a past life.

__________________________________________________________

I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthetic.

He said, “Sure, knock yourself out.”

________________________________________________________

My doctor told me to watch my drinking,

So now I drink in front of a mirror.

____________________________________________________________

I told my doctor I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.

He said, “Next time, take the candles off first.”