- Next week’s posts in Silverback Digest will feature excerpts from assorted Silverback/belle memoirs-in-progress. If you don’t have a memoir-in-progress … what’s wrong with you?
- The following week we’d like to feature Silverback/belle created images- photos, painting, or what-you-got? Email them to me.
- We are now accepting nominations for the Silverback Hall of Fame, or SBHOF. I will kick off the nomination process with …
George Carlin … HOF Nominee
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death!! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way. Than you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You got to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …..and you finish off as an orgasm.”
… 35 years into this prediction. How we doin’?
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” – George Carlin
“We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.” – George Carlin
“In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.” – George Carlin