[Repeat, after me … They’re our friends … they’re our friends … they’re our friends … SB SM]
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“Canada’s nasty. They are. They’re nasty,”
So said our President, all mean and crafty.
Now Canadians certainly have their faults:
They’re polite, they’re civil, they’re calm; the salt
Of the earth, you might say. To call them nasty
Indicates you’re in need of a cranioplasty.
A nasty Canadian I’ve never met
Neither have you, nor Trump, I’ll bet.
Yet he’s tariffed their goods and blocked their bridge,
Berated their leaders (they live in a fridge
That so depends on the USA
That if we weren’t here they’d have no place to stay.)
Perhaps we’ll acquire Greenland’s mass
Then we’ll have old Canada right in our grasp.
But if they’re so nasty, we’d better think straight:
Before making of Canada our fifty-first state.
See Donald Trump’s bullying of Canada is endless
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