[I’ve written several opening to this. They all sound snarky and defensive … exactly what you would expect from a non-New Yorker. SB SM]
Troy, PA to Ithaca, NY takes even less time!
From the movie “Breaking Away”:
Cyril: My dad said Jesus never went more than 30 miles from where he was born.
Mike: Yeah, and look at what happened to him.
Lol. New Yorkers don’t know there’s a Troy and Ithaca is just that place where your friend who went to Cornell talks about.
Moses took 40 yrs to go about the same distance. How dumb is that?
You beat me to the same comment. haha
No one really talks about what Aeneas did in Oswego🤫
No cars back then so makes sense
We all know how people get lost in New Paltz and Woodstock. Some have been there since the 60s and never left. I escaped in 1991, but got re routed to NYC.
Poseidon really went out of his way to mess with his EZ-Pass.
The drive from Boston to Albany to see my parents takes about a decade on a Friday afternoon.
They got to the Thruway and somebody had to go back and get a shitload of dimes. (Especially if the giant horse had more than 2 axles.) Just like in Blazing Saddles.
Steinberg’s 1976 cover was a self-own. Most remakes treat the same proportions as a flex. That flip from satire to brand is the real tell
Well. They didn’t have coffee Must stop every mile for coffee. Right?
Of course it took 10 yrs for poor depressed Ody. 🤣
He spent 7 years crying on Calypso’s Island. So, only 3 years worth accounting for.
The town of Homer is just south of that route.
One time I was looking up directions on how to drive from Vienna, Virginia to Alexandria, Virginia but then Google maps showed me a route from Europe to North Africa.
Never count out the allure of the finger lakes.
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I can assure you, Troy looks like it already got sacked
Traffic was bad.
He took up with a mistress who was a goddess. It took him years to break up and go back to his wife.
Hey, don’t slander him. He was crying the whole time.
there was a bad accident between Schenectady and Charybdis
He got LOST ALONG THE WAY! OK?
Made that trek many times going back and forth when I was attending school at Ithaca College. Good memories!
Me too, from Cornell to Lake George.
You’re not wrong 😅😅😂😂
I lived in Ithaca, and I will disappoint you – no one there was even remotely like Odysseus! 👀
your point being?
You could even avoid the cyclops of Syracuse!
There are many monsters and many wicked women between the two points
I know both cities well. Troy is home to Lo Porto, one of the finest restaurants in New York.
Probably due to attempting a road trip in a boat.
Haha! Nice…
Yeah I saw this, but I didn’t get it. Now I do.
It’s nice Aeneas didn’t have far to go.
Lesser men have lost entire lifetimes in Schenectady.
Asa former New Yorker… This is accurate
hahahahaha nice
solid!
History does not remember a left hand turn at Binghamton for a side trip to Rome.
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Poseidon is a mob boss in Jersey.
Well judging by super hot today in normally damp England with buses overheating and trains backed up outside stations it feels totally logical,!
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Now try the Biblical trek of Moses through the desert. 🧐🤣