[Silly Saturday is happening on Wednesday this week as last weekend’s post failed to appear. Better late than never. SB SM]
Cheap Flights
- Women usually end a fight like most cats.
They hiss and make up. - Couples argue over where to eat…
…because saying “I don’t care” is actually a trap. - He said she was being too emotional.
She said “I’m not emotional, YOU’RE emotional!” and cried for 40 minutes. - Marriage is just texting each other “Do we have milk?”
…and then arguing about who was supposed to get it. - Couples therapy is just paying someone to watch you lose an argument…
…with a smile and a clipboard. - We went to couples counseling and learned a lot.
Mostly that we both think the other person is the problem. - Our therapist asked us to express our feelings with “I” statements.
So I said, “I think you’re the one who needs therapy.” - Therapist: “You both need to listen more.”
Us (simultaneously): “That’s exactly what I’ve been saying!” - Counselor: “What brought you here today?”
Me: “Google Maps.”
Partner: “Misery.
It must have been late at night. Silverback Ross was getting a little punchy, but he decided to kill some time on TikTok anyway. He watched it four times, still didn’t get the joke, but found himself laughing hysterically anyway:
