I thought SB Ross (North of Border Silverbacks) might be losing his touch after he sent in these jokes:
An astronomer friend of mine wrote a book about stars and constellations.
It was so good I gave it a 5 star review.
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Sign in a bathroom – Put the lid down. The dog has a drinking problem.
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Hair dressers are refusing to dye women’s hair blonde.
Too many women lost their way going home.
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This winter, a sign outside of a dance studio….”Watch your step”
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I’ve tried using nicotine patches for years but they never worked until
I started putting them on my foot. Then I was able to kick the habit.
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I managed to do a triple axel the other day.
Unfortunately, I hit my head on the bedside table just before landing.
… BUT, he has fully redeemed himself with this remarkable video:
